What's the protocol of public nose picking? Is there a protocol? Let me lay it out, you're on the train packed so tight people aren't riding, but standing bitch. You think everyone is in there own little world, but how many others are thinking the same? You are looking around and catch some one maneuver their body to fart, you think someone isn't noticing you directing the play of a California hobo riding the rails digging for gold?
Unfortunately you find exactly what you were looking for, not only did you find it, it won't let you go. No matter how hard you flick it jumps finger to finger as if playing hop scotch. Taking no planned route but leavin foot prints behind every leap.
Now, this is where we get to the protocol. It's your treasure so I guess your supposed to discretely use your garments as a double ply fluffy soft clean-ex? Well, if you're anything like me, you're thinking "fuck that, these corduroys were a limited run with a tag that makes even the steeziest of players in this game look twice." So that's clearly out of the question. At this point, the feeling that everyone has spotted the midget sitting on ur finger hits so you panic. Whats the protocol? You slap the closest object next to you, but fuck no luck. You need to do the obvious "hand drag" almost a wipe but you twist your finger on whatever you're touching to ensure the bomb's dropped. You quickly put your head up like you have nothing to hide, really just lookin around to see if you've been caught. Just as the coast is clear... Fuck, another one.
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